Girlfriendology:- The theory of girlfriends
Girlfriends are commonly found in urban areas such as shopping malls or multiplexes, but their primary source is the college campus. Girls and boys tend to meet in the interiors of this region, where they may or may not get a chance to understand the physical nature of each other depending upon the catalysts or anti-catalysts whichever is abundant. The conversion of a girl into a girlfriend involves a tremendous financial blow accompanied by numerous lecture bunks, which later on results in poor internal marks. The girlfriends are primarily made up of short clothings such as short skirts or low waist jeans, abundance of tears dissolved in some unknown substance which is still under study by several of leading girlfriendologists.
Properties of a girlfriend:-
1. Physical properties
a. They have a good physical appearance with a modern glamorous look.
b. They tend to retain their shape, size and mass even after an extensive fast food exposure.
2. Chemical properties
a. Highly reactive in nature and tend to change the physical, chemical and financial properties of the boy they react with, decreasing his reactivity.
b. The intensive ones remain unstable only till they react with some boy, but the extensive ones may remain unstable even after an irreversible chemical reaction.
c. Some of the girlfriends might become unstable after the boy looses some of the financial properties.
d. Highly combustible in nature. Burns to ashes even on a little hint of her boyfriend's indulgion with another girl.
3. Psychological properties
a. Sometimes chemical properties become highly unexpected leading to a major diversion from the ideal nature.
b. Chemical tests fail to produce reasonable results when the internal combustion doesn't accompany the expected physical and chemical response.
c. Absence of external traits make an observer unable to predict the mechanism of internal combustion correctly.
Types:-
1. Intensive
They may be of one to one or one to many type, but the primary property is their reactivity towards only a single boy, irrespective of the no. of boys they talk to.
2. Extensive
They are also categorised in one to one or one to many types but their primary property is the universal reactivity.
There are some other categories too, but they are considered as the sub-categories of these two.
Usages
1. Industrial:- The industrial use is of significance only when the girlfriend and boyfriend are working in some industry. The include winning over the boss's girl or actually the boss if she is beautiful, or the collaguates for some form of unfair advantage.
2. Laboratory:- The girlfriends tend to have a good learning ability, thus enabling the user to make her do the practicals for him, hence securing good marks.
3. Classroom:- Sitting in classroom holding hands and asking her to explain the meaning of what the lecturar is teaching, also asking her to sit closer in case the user is feeling cold etc, comes in the classroom usages of the girlfriend.
4. Library:- Library is the place where the girlfriend proves to be most useful. She acts as a teacher when sitting in the view of others, but as a practical physics material when sitting in the corner where on one can disturb.
5. Canteen:- She acts as a status enhancing object in canteen. The increment in status has an exponential relationship with the physical properties of the girlfriend.
6. Domestic:- A girlfriend may turn out to be a wife material later on, but the conversion may result in physical disfigurement with the increment of size and mass.
Precaution:- One should be highly cautious while handling them. Improper handling may result in burns, injuries or sometimes fatal accidents. The most common result of such handling is the production of tears. It is a highly persuading liquid, hence one must not let them come out under any circumstance.
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