Pinakin how you got this joke.

This is a good joke i loved it.

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Very good creativity.

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

When in life, you wake up n you don`t see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

Silly Student School Joke
Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water?

Student: Any vegetable.

Teacher: How?

Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

hahahahha very funny . It is seen that boys always make jokes on girls for marriage issue.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Oh my God, Very story. I heard this some where but did remember it properly and after reading i remembered.Thank you ISha

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."